Privacy Policy for WordProphet.com
Last Updated: [April 12, 2025]
At WordProphet.com, your privacy is respected like a sacred scroll. This policy explains how your information is collected, used, and protected when you visit this site.
1. Information Collected
This site collects minimal information, because honestly, we’re not that interested in you — unless you willingly offer something.
Information you may provide:
- Your email address (if you contact us or subscribe to anything).
- Whatever you type into contact forms or other input boxes.
- Soul fragments you accidentally upload via keyboard. (Just kidding. Mostly.)
Automatically collected:
- Basic analytics like browser type, time spent on site, and what you clicked — collected via cookies and similar technologies.
- No biometric data. This isn’t a Black Mirror episode.
2. How Your Info Is Used
- To respond to your messages (hi, [email protected] here).
- To improve the site’s function and aesthetics, possibly while wearing a hooded cloak.
- To occasionally send you content if you’ve subscribed, like sacred texts or new blog posts.
- That’s it. No weird stuff. No selling your data to dark corporations.
3. Sharing Your Info
We don’t sell, rent, or trade your info with third parties. If a mysterious third party ever does contact you and claims they got your email from us… they’re lying, or they hacked the universe.
We may share info with:
- Service providers (like web hosts or email tools) but only the bare minimum, and they have to pinky swear to keep it safe.
- Law enforcement if required by law, or if you do something super illegal like trying to summon an ancient god using the site’s contact form.
4. Cookies
Yes, the site uses cookies. Not the delicious kind — the digital ones that remember settings, help track basic analytics, and improve your overall doomscrolling experience. You can disable them in your browser if you want to feel like you’re in control.
5. Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you may have rights under things like the GDPR or other laws. You can:
- Request access to your data.
- Ask us to delete it.
- Demand we stop emailing you cryptic updates.
Just email us at [email protected] and we’ll comply — unless you’re clearly a bot.
6. Third-Party Links
If this site links to another site, we aren’t responsible for their shady rituals or how they use your data. Always read their policies if you’re feeling paranoid.
7. Changes to This Policy
This privacy policy might change, evolve, or transmute into a higher being. Updates will be posted here. If it’s a major change, you’ll be notified — unless we forget.
8. Contact
Questions? Concerns? Want to tell us your favorite obscure word?
Reach out to: